{"id":8194,"date":"2021-12-23T05:08:25","date_gmt":"2021-12-23T05:08:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/raptorsnation.ca\/?p=8194"},"modified":"2021-12-23T05:08:25","modified_gmt":"2021-12-23T05:08:25","slug":"five-things-i-dig-and-dont-dig-about-the-toronto-raptors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raptorsnation.ca\/index.php\/2021\/12\/23\/five-things-i-dig-and-dont-dig-about-the-toronto-raptors\/","title":{"rendered":"Five Things I Dig and Don’t Dig About the Toronto Raptors"},"content":{"rendered":"

Or, my odd obsession with what I now know, as an adult, is a fraught portrayal of cowboys and frontiersmen and their lonesome, but dedicated groups of gangs and padna\u2019s.<\/p>\n

That Goddamn 5-year streak of playoff losing really did a number on my arterial integrity.<\/p>\n

Each leading playoff-destined teams. Each fawned over by the rest of the League\u2019s fanbase as though they\u2019re some unknown, extraterrestrial entities suddenly landing back over the border to be revealed as really f-ing good basketball players.<\/p>\n

The other stuff, like role definition and the x\u2019s and o\u2019s, thrive in that kind of environment.<\/p>\n

They\u2019re not yet the most skilled, but the effort and determination has spread like wildfire down the roster.<\/p>\n

True, rebounds often go to the tallest, the highest-jumping, the hardest working, the biggest bum, the widest frame, the lowest-centre of gravity, and\/or the most aggressive.<\/p>\n

I just practiced a lot about the angle of the ball and the trajectory of it.<\/p>\n

In truth, he\u2019s an offensive rebounding menace looming the baseline behind enemy lines waiting for the opportune subversion of boxouts.<\/p>\n

As play progresses, he tippy-toes hoopward, \u201cinnocuously\u201d, not letting on to his ulterior motive.<\/p>\n

Yuta\u2019s is a short corner three from the left side \u2013 interestingly, corner shots are typically long misses than short, JC still reads it \u2013 and Gary\u2019s goes long off a pull-up from the right side.<\/p>\n

They disincentivize aggressive, altruistic defenders.<\/p>\n

A lot of players nowadays know that when you get dunked on like that, it goes viral on the internet, so they try to avoid those situations.<\/p>\n

Not just because of the blocks \u2013 though they do exemplify his athleticism, awareness, and timing \u2013 but because he\u2019s a superb one-on-one defender, a sixth-sense team defender, and capable of guarding 1 to 4 no problema.<\/p>\n

They know the chickens inevitably come home to roost on some crossover or some facial jam in the distant future.<\/p>\n

There\u2019s a shared knowledge that he\u2019s got way too much energy and he\u2019s just playin\u2019 with you.<\/p>\n

Paul Jones and Leo Rautins \u2013 filled in for Matt Devlin and Jacko while in Health and Safety Protocols.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t know if those come out naturally or if Paul sits in his office overdosed on caffeine just listing out anything that sounds remotely like a basketball act.<\/p>\n

Toronto Raptor ticket prices are nuts on a normal day.<\/p>\n

And then\u2026.and then!!!! Their little miser, money-grabbing collective frontal lobes decided to sell additional tickets at inane prices for fans to see the Warriors\u2019 6,7,8,9,10th best players.<\/p>\n

Speaking of, this whole playing through the season until all that\u2019s left are basketballs, twinkies, and Florida is bad news.<\/p>\n

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Or, my odd obsession with what I now know, as an adult, is a fraught portrayal of cowboys and frontiersmen and their lonesome, but dedicated groups of gangs and padna\u2019s. That Goddamn 5-year streak of playoff losing really did a number on my arterial integrity. Each leading playoff-destined teams. Each fawned over by the rest […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8199,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[115],"amp_validity":null,"amp_enabled":true,"custom":{"td_video":"","featured_image":"https:\/\/raptorsnation.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/8194_img.jpg","author":{"name":"James Lanford","avatar":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/95fd45700489893a54c9c20357ef1a6c?s=96&d=mm&r=g"},"categories":[{"term_id":3,"name":"RN24x7","slug":"rn24x7","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":3,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":1682,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":3,"category_count":1682,"category_description":"","cat_name":"RN24x7","category_nicename":"rn24x7","category_parent":0}]},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raptorsnation.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8194"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raptorsnation.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raptorsnation.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raptorsnation.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raptorsnation.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8194"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/raptorsnation.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8195,"href":"https:\/\/raptorsnation.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8194\/revisions\/8195"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raptorsnation.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8199"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raptorsnation.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raptorsnation.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raptorsnation.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}